I realised I’m too awkward, especially when I’m trying to introduce me to someone.
People may think I’m retarded when they meet me for the first time.
I’ve realised when I’m speaking in english I talk like Sofia Vergara in Modern Family.
In spanish I talk like a junkie.
Also when I’m angry I don’t say fuck, I say joder.
Still I don’t like my voice.
I know, I have a problem: nordic guys accelerate my hormones and make me lose common sense. Yes, I’m behaving like I was 15.